Sunday, November 8, 2009

ZombieLand


The list of rules Columbus comes up with for surviving in the zombie-infested world. By the end of the film, his list has thirty-three rules.
1. cardio
2. Double tap
3. Wear seat belts
4. Beware of bathrooms
5. No Attachments
6. Cast iron skillet
7. Travel light
12. Bounty paper towels
15. Bowling ball
17. (Don't) Be a hero
18. Limber up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. The buddy system
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss Army knife
At the end of the film, Columbus makes a few parting words reminding viewers of the rules and adding "a little sunscreen never hurt anybody".

This is Columbus's survival list for the apocalypse. I saw this movie this weekend and it really inspired my piece. What would be the rules on your survival list?
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  1. UnknownNovember 9, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Coincidentally, over at the Onion they've posted the rules for surviving a Stephen King story: http://www.avclub.com/articles/checking-out-of-the-overlook-16-ways-to-survive-a,35116/.

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